Apple Scraps

"1. Do not kill yourself. Killing yourself is very messy and your mother will cry over you. It is not..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:45:33 -0400

“

1. Do not kill yourself. Killing yourself is very messy and your mother will cry over you. It is not beautiful or brave, and even if it was, you will not be around to see that.

2. Washing your hair is going to be a chore. But you should do it anyway. Because you will feel better about yourself.

3. Get up late. Have a lay in. Sleep past your alarm. You have a very long life ahead of you and for now you should appreciate the cold side of your pillow.

4. He is going to break your heart but he’s just another male human who finds it hard to deal with Mondays, too. So in a month you’ll wake up and you won’t even remember that little scar on his knuckle you kissed.

5. Don’t spend hours looking up what your name means on google. Your name is your name and you should go out there and do heroic and good deeds and give your name your own meaning.

6. Don’t fight your demons. Your demons are here to teach you lessons. Sit down with your demons and have a drink and a chat and learn their names and talk about the burns on their fingers and scratches on their ankles. Some of them are very nice.

7. Music is good for your soul. Rap music will energise you and boost your ego and pop music will cheer you up. Indie music will make you think and emotional songs will make you cry and think about that boy again. It’s healthy.

8. Victim complexes are not attractive. Boys and girls will not date you because you are sad. They are not going to date you and kiss your aching bones and cure you of your dragging depression. Wake up. Take a bath. Do your hair. Be attractive.

9. Sadness is not poetic. Depression is not beautiful. Laying in bed all day and eating too much is lazy and disgusting and it is not tragic or pretty. Get up. Go outside. Let the sun warm your bones. Live.

10. If it makes you happy, buy twenty of it. Dedicate your life to it. Print it on tv shirts and collect things and draw art of it. Do not care what people think. They are the unhappy people you need to avoid. The abuse they will hurl at you is painless compared to how sad they are. Pity them. Remain happy.

11. You are allowed to he angry. But the world is not working against you. The flowers do not bloom for you and when your mother shouts ask her if she is okay instead of thinking she hates you. She never will. The world walks beside you and is silent. It does not trip you up or carry you.

12. Day and night cycles are natural. Humans only sleep at night because we used to avoid predators in the dark because of our poor eyesight. Stay awake until 5am watching bad reality shows. Wake up at 7pm and have breakfast.

13. Eat when you are hungry. Being bored does not constitute a chocolate bar. Sleep with you are tired. Do not mindlessly obey the sleep at night rule. If you are not tired, do not sleep.

”

- Lapfoxs (via lapfoxs)

Everyone needs this on their blog.

(via itzlokii)

disembodiedangelfeet: isaisanisa: I LAUGHED REALLY LOUDLY AT...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:42:37 -0400

disembodiedangelfeet:

isaisanisa:

I LAUGHED REALLY LOUDLY AT HOW PISSED DEAN WOULD BE IF SAM BROUGHT THIS HOME

“I’m back, Dean! Guess what I brought!” Sam called as he let himself into their hotel room.

“Took you long enough. What, some conditioner?” Dean didn’t even try to move from his spot on the bed. He was busy looking through the newspaper for reasons known only to Dean Winchester.

“Nope. Your favorite thing.” Sam pulled the plastic container out of the grocery bag and waved it at just the right angle. Dean glanced over, seeing the flash of crust strips over red filling.

“Dude! You got an entire freaking pie?” Dean was on his feet and after the pie instantly. It’d been weeks since they’d gotten decent pie.

Sam grinned enthusiastically as he set it on the table. “Yeah. Dig in. It’s not fresh, but its probably good.” He retreated out of the room.

Dean worked the clear covering off and found a fork somewhere. There was something kind of weird about the pie, but he didn’t care. Mouth watering, he dug the fork in and-

What the.

There was no thick, liquid resistance against the fork edge, no stain of red juice bubbling over the edges from the pressure. He forked out a bite and lifted it, staring in disbelief.

It was white cake.

It was fucking white cake disguised as pie.

“FUCKING HELL, SAMMY, I’M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS SENSELESS!”

disembodiedangelfeet: isaisanisa: I LAUGHED REALLY LOUDLY AT...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:35:41 -0400

disembodiedangelfeet:

isaisanisa:

I LAUGHED REALLY LOUDLY AT HOW PISSED DEAN WOULD BE IF SAM BROUGHT THIS HOME

“I’m back, Dean! Guess what I brought!” Sam called as he let himself into their hotel room.

“Took you long enough. What, some conditioner?” Dean didn’t even try to move from his spot on the bed. He was busy looking through the newspaper for reasons known only to Dean Winchester.

“Nope. Your favorite thing.” Sam pulled the plastic container out of the grocery bag and waved it at just the right angle. Dean glanced over, seeing the flash of crust strips over red filling.

“Dude! You got an entire freaking pie?” Dean was on his feet and after the pie instantly. It’d been weeks since they’d gotten decent pie.

Sam grinned enthusiastically as he set it on the table. “Yeah. Dig in. It’s not fresh, but its probably good.” He retreated out of the room.

Dean worked the clear covering off and found a fork somewhere. There was something kind of weird about the pie, but he didn’t care. Mouth watering, he dug the fork in and-

What the.

There was no thick, liquid resistance against the fork edge, no stain of red juice bubbling over the edges from the pressure. He forked out a bite and lifted it, staring in disbelief.

It was white cake.

It was fucking white cake disguised as pie.

“FUCKING HELL, SAMMY, I’M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS SENSELESS!”

blackandyellowdoodles: i’m getting round to old projects i...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:33:36 -0400

blackandyellowdoodles:

i’m getting round to old projects i started. if any of you remember i had this idea ages ago but never ran with it until tonight.

so here are the posters i made :) enjoy!

disembodiedangelfeet: isaisanisa: I LAUGHED REALLY LOUDLY AT...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:30:30 -0400

disembodiedangelfeet:

isaisanisa:

I LAUGHED REALLY LOUDLY AT HOW PISSED DEAN WOULD BE IF SAM BROUGHT THIS HOME

“I’m back, Dean! Guess what I brought!” Sam called as he let himself into their hotel room.

“Took you long enough. What, some conditioner?” Dean didn’t even try to move from his spot on the bed. He was busy looking through the newspaper for reasons known only to Dean Winchester.

“Nope. Your favorite thing.” Sam pulled the plastic container out of the grocery bag and waved it at just the right angle. Dean glanced over, seeing the flash of crust strips over red filling.

“Dude! You got an entire freaking pie?” Dean was on his feet and after the pie instantly. It’d been weeks since they’d gotten decent pie.

Sam grinned enthusiastically as he set it on the table. “Yeah. Dig in. It’s not fresh, but its probably good.” He retreated out of the room.

Dean worked the clear covering off and found a fork somewhere. There was something kind of weird about the pie, but he didn’t care. Mouth watering, he dug the fork in and-

What the.

There was no thick, liquid resistance against the fork edge, no stain of red juice bubbling over the edges from the pressure. He forked out a bite and lifted it, staring in disbelief.

It was white cake.

It was fucking white cake disguised as pie.

“FUCKING HELL, SAMMY, I’M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS SENSELESS!”

fudgeflies: the-fandoms-are-cool: merlinisahuntingdetective: d...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:27:03 -0400

fudgeflies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

merlinisahuntingdetective:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

NO NO NO NO

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

IT’S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I’VE HAD A NEW BOOK OR MOVIE FOR NEW STUFF FROM THIS SERIES TO BE RIPPING APART MY SOUL IT’S SLOWLY ROTTING FROM THE ACHE OF THE ORIGINAL I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

no.

"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:24:47 -0400

“Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.”

- (via grizzlytales)

ferocious-mckenzie: cupid-loves-superwholock: mirasen: thearto...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:18:38 -0400

ferocious-mckenzie:

cupid-loves-superwholock:

mirasen:

theartofanimation:

Sakimichan

OH MY GOSH! THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL!!

JESSICA RABBIT UGHHHHH

i am admitting to a woman crush.

fortheloveofthedegeneres: Ellen and Portia celebrate their...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:01:31 -0400

fortheloveofthedegeneres:

Ellen and Portia celebrate their wedding anniversaries

goldipants: lalondes: i have a new favourite twitter i don’t...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:58:04 -0400

goldipants:

lalondes:

i have a new favourite twitter

i don’t know about you but i’m feeling 22

cents underpaid on the dollar

kevintransmother: theytalkofglasshouses: intoomanyfandoms: jok...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:52:33 -0400

kevintransmother:

theytalkofglasshouses:

intoomanyfandoms:

jokersxlover:

My conspiracy theory project- Is The Doctor Real?

~~Hell Yeah he is.~~ I had to explain all of Doctor Who that I needed my class to understand in less than 2 minutes, because then I had to convince them he was real in less than three after that.

I am VICTORIOUS! I know there may be some mistakes about The Doctor himself in here but take into account it might be on purpose because the teenagers of my class know nothing. Enjoy.

ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS BETTER FREAKING REBLOG THIS SHIT BECAUSE MY FRIEND CONNER WORKED HER ASS OFF FOR THIS DAMN PROJECT, IT WAS AMAZING AND IT GAVE HER A REASON TO FANGIRL IN CLASS.

NO BUT THERES MORE

The picture of Jack next to the plane was apparently the last photo of him taken before he went MIA

Amys crack, found on the Hubble Telescope

Egyptian artifact that looks like kinda a sonic screwdriver

Character that appeared in ‘Recess’, which was made years before New Who and this

<

p> what if the doctor became real in an alternate universe after the show started but after a while he eventually found a way into our universe

thedailydean: i-can-ship-it-i-can-fix-it: phoenix-run: forevercryingbecausemerlin: deduction-to-s...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:03:51 -0400

thedailydean:

i-can-ship-it-i-can-fix-it:

phoenix-run:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

deduction-to-seduction:

Okay

can

we

just

take

a

moment

to

discuss

how

fucking

ridiculously

impossible

jensen

ackles

eyes

are

I

mean

come

on

fanfiction green.

U

Reblogging because unf.

Ah, I feel like such a sap when I cry over sad things in a movie or a book. But it’s a hundred...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:02:24 -0400

Ah, I feel like such a sap when I cry over sad things in a movie or a book. But it’s a hundred times worse when you’re basically crying throughout the whole book… Does that even happen to people?

prestonhymas: carol-fucking-danvers: If you say the “A” in LGBTQIA+ is for “Ally” I will...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:43:46 -0400

prestonhymas:

carol-fucking-danvers:

If you say the “A” in LGBTQIA+ is for “Ally” I will personally paint the word “Asexual” on a baseball bat and beat you with it.

What the hell is LGBTQIA+?

What the fuck is this acronym?

What has this become?

I vote for a name that doesn’t require an entire breath to get through.

Let’s just pick one letter. Y. The Y community. As in, Y don’t we have our fucking rights yet.

running-withthe-doctor: areyoutryingtodeduceme: thescienceofobs...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:40:43 -0400

running-withthe-doctor:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

thescienceofobsession:

voodooling:

Another lazy doodle.

the sentiment behind this is blinding.

this is one of the most brilliant pieces of Sherlock art I’ve seen O-O

Agreed.

janieruth1e: psyducked: I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:37:50 -0400

janieruth1e:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

so who’s going to write that damn book

ionafandomblog: winchesterbrandmisery: wonderfloniumandfezzes: ...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:33:12 -0400

ionafandomblog:

winchesterbrandmisery:

wonderfloniumandfezzes:

caffeinated-cas-is-crazy:

#cas has a malfoy moment

OH MY GOSH NO IT IS A GRETCHEN WEINERS MOMENT

GODDAMN

HOLY SHIT SAM YOU LET CAS WATCH MEAN GIRLS?

I JUST DID AN AIR KICK OUT OF HAPPYNESS

So today my mom and I were shopping and we found some Doctor Who stuff and she said, "Ugh, Doctor Who is for BOYS."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:26:35 -0400

flyingpurplepostalbear:

lilyfanciesprongs:

misterpornographic:

ayehchai:

invaderphantom0104:

I WANT EVERY SINGLE FEMALE WHOVIAN TO REBLOG THIS TO SHOW MY MOM THAT DOCTOR WHO IS FOR GIRLS AND BOYS.

C’mon! Let’s show her the power of the female Whovians!!! :D

HOLD UP THAT AINT OKAY

you go female Whovians.

Damn straight

O ‿O) … I’m sorry WHAT.

egg-rolls: april showers bring may flowers but mayflowers bring pilgrims

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:24:37 -0400

egg-rolls:

april showers bring may flowers but mayflowers bring pilgrims

ami-sempai: This gave me fucking goosebumps.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:09:55 -0400

ami-sempai:

This gave me fucking goosebumps.